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I’ve mentioned before how sad it is that some of my fellow man really will seemingly fuck anything.  I mean they have no standards at all.  Here’s two examples from a couple followers who paid absolutely zero attention to the fact that I’m a dude,
Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies
Ain’t no roots gonna stop me
xxx
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me when i work out with a friend
Haha, very funny, now give me back my pants honey, i’m late for work!
So this is my convo with a fuck ass today >.> Dude:Yo babe you hot, you gonna let me fuck? Me: Hell No, Gross ! No thank you ! Dude: Fuck you anyways, you ugly. Me: I DON’T SEE HOW YOU HATING OUTSIDE THIS PUSSY YOU CAN’T EVEN GET IN!
me: i can ship what i wantrandos: no you can’t, stop it!me: actually i can, and i won’trandos:
OMG to this day the above bit still cracks me up. As I’ve mentioned in the past, I am Italian and I SO get where Teresa was coming from. The point was that it was a Christmas get together and no self-respecting Italian would bring cheap grocery store
No face boudoir for April fools day! Find me on Facebook for some more photos (I can only post 10 here!) https://Facebook.com/microkittycosplay Or support me on patreon, https://patreon.com/mkcos
I’m bored to tears. Ask me questions. Funny, stupid, weird, taboo. I don’t care. Just ask. Yes, I’m married. And yes, I’ve had black cock and no I don’t want your 10 inch cock in me and No, I will not insult your tiny penis.
Dare me.
Me when I win an argument with the wife….
ze-pie:curious, how many black ppl follow me? Thank u cause ngl sometimes it be feelin like im just shuckin and jiving on here for a white audience so i thank yalls existence 😭
Me talking to someone: No worries!Worries: Uhm… sweatY??? :)
*no longer hit you up first*
taintedfckinglove: soofficial21: lmao hell no LMAO. This bothers me so hard. Fuck ass team. this is fucking hilarous…fuck soft ass Heat
lmao I never looked at it that way. No wonder the style never appealed to me, being as generously endowed as I am. *brags*
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
No… no I don’t… in fact I’m trying to decide which version leaves me the most flaccid….
Me…. every time my alarm goes off for work… =_=
Hahahahahaha, people who don’t watch anime and thus have no idea what it is, amuse me greatly with their opinions….
lmao… I have no idea why this amused me so much….
I had an ex who literally did this to me once, it was weed though… turned me the fuck on. No idea why.
lol This FF had the best story line in my opinion. One of my faves. Why does no one agree with me though? Especially since FF7 was such a piece of shit but everyone seems to love that…
Let me just say I have no problem with people who smoke weed. I would probably occasionally partake myself if it didn’t make me deathly ill. However… he’s not wrong… I live in Canada… I know a lot of stoners… this is
pudgeruffian: murasaki-yuri: 아니야 (no in korean) sounds like a funny meow imho 😆Brigitte named the cat “Tiramisu” btw Need to make room in my schedule to draw more cute girls with cats.
rwfan11: Who would do such a thing!?……. Rwfan, do you know?ME: “No.”
kinktendo-shamecube: some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease? i would b ever so grateful uwu… me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit: You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog
darkarcherprince: phantomhivespookysass: spookyfeuilly: so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s
So let me get this straight,we the American people are supposed to put someone in power that acts like a child and can’t be trusted to use Twitter. The same guy would have access to nukes on a daily basis. Uuumm No thanx! Vote NO for Chump!
Someone’s drawing of Armin found his first pokemon. Armin’s pokemon.Pokearmin.
Throw your money at me
Just call me Turner
“fuck you, human! this is most demeaning behavior! release me at once, damn you! i shall have no part in this!”
fantasticcatadventures: catsbeaversandducks:“I’m fabulous.”Photos by ©Cat Cafe Neko no Niwa dat me LOL
anyone else thinking it’s odd a bakery sells cream pies?no? just me and my pervy brain?thought so :P
perfuqed: cat-kind-of-girl: yoga-body: stopwishing-and-dosomething: theowlofgallifrey: THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD FOR MONDAY LET ME HUG YOU MONDAY HAHAHA FRIDAY I’m Monday I have no friends nobody likes me. FUCK NOW I AM SAD FOR POOR
the-absolute-best-posts: spook-the-ass: this makes me uncomfortable. no jesus christ its like when your drawings look perfectly fine and then you mirror them nO, I never realized before how much the US looks like a whale?? I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS
bahbumplug: when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows She reminds me of Kevin! lol
no wonder mom likes you banging her it is fucking huge well this will make me walk funny later
cherryamber: Levi and Kenny - possible manga spoilers, ACWNR spoilers. Just got the second volume of “No Regrets” which has a very interesting interview at the back. Here Isayama talks about Levi punching Sanes, and implies that both he and Kenny
Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loverSomething in the way she woos meI don’t want to leave her nowYou know I believe and how…
simplymyrandomness: Kill Me Baby I just find this anime very random but funny.. There is no story line really, just random episodes.. Friendship no matter who a person is..
shouldnt: shouldnt: Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr MOM PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHATS FUNNY BECAUSE IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU
taco-bell-rey: taco-bell-rey: taco-bell-rey: someone give me something funny to reply to this with and he hasn’t messaged me back since I still do this
thehollywoodjam: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: A worldwide tragedy Wow. Judging a song before you even get the chance to listen to it. That seems fair…
telapathetic: don’t tell me im hot tell me im funny thats more believable
pizzaforpresident: superblys: pizzaforpresident: A girl with pink hair just helped me at Walmart and I was like “I know about your tumblr” and all the colour just drained from of her face it was so funny omfg THAT WAS ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE no
hoodrichjay: weloveshortvideos: Last day of school turn up This is gunna be me no funny shit 😂😂 Lmaoooo
me goofing around
mideater: ‘The Last Lullaby’ Its 4 am here. And i dont know what im doing right now.lol pardon with my handwriting , hopefully it doesnt screwed yer eyes. Trust meh this is the last angst I did, next time will be something funny OTL I just wanna
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
cyberdepressed: but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO
shipping-isnt-morality: Anti: stop shipping that Me: no Anti: die then Me: still no
Joke anit funny on We Heart It.
I hit up a random guy off Twitter cause I thought he was cute. He invited me over to smoke & it started off cool, no pressure. He was cute, wasn’t shy at all & made me laugh. (Did I mention he went to school more massage therapy) So of course
